What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

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Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

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What did Matthew McConaughey have to say about the 2016 Oscar-winner's line-up?

All white, all white, all white!

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

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What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.