What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

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What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.

What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

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What did Matthew McConaughey say when he saw this year's Oscar nominees?

All white, all white, all whiiiiiiiite...

What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

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What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

How do you call a scalped Leonardo DiCaprio?

Leonardo DiCabrio