What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

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What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?

Because they only use half pipes.

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What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

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What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like?

a baaahhhd movie. ( )

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

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Where do rabbits go after their wedding?

On their bunnymoon.

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

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What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

Foreplay