What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

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The p is silent.

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Camenbert

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Constable

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

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What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!"

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Braaaaaaaah

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Because they cantaloupe.

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He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

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What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

Foreplay