What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

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What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

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What do you call someone who has to shave 30 times a day?

A barber

How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

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Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

How do you milk a sheep?

With iPhone periph**e**rals.

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What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

Why people cry during the weddings?

they are preparing for whats coming afterwards

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What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

Foreplay

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears