What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

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What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

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How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

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What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

What does an IT guy use for birth control?

His personality.

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How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.