What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

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What does a mentally challenged Time Lord use for travel?

A retardis.

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

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What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

Why do engineers work out a lot?

They're obsessed with rigid bodies!

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What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."

What does an accountant use for birth control?

His personality.

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What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

What does an IT guy use for birth control?

His personality.