How do you fix a deaf car?

With an engin*eer.*

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Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.

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What did the group of young deer do with the broken jukebox ?

They fixed it because their the fawns

How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.