Why should you never race with a guy from Finland?

Because they're already Finnish before the race even began

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Where do you guys stand on the cheese debate?

I'm staunchly pro-volone.

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

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Why should you never race with a guy from Finland?

Because they're already Finnish before the race even began

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

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Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White

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Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral?

She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish

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How many Estonians you need to build a house in Finland ?

Who knows, there is no tax record of it.

Which Nordic country should you never be a part of?

Finland. Once you're a citizen, that's it! You're Finnish! It's over.