Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

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Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

What do penguins do in a race?

They peng-win

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Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

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Why?

Because it was the Finnish line.

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

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What hood was the Swedish cholo from?

StockHOLMES!

What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.