Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

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Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

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Why?

Because it was the Finnish line.

How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

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Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

Why?

Because it was the Finnish line.

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How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.

What did the failed Swedish chef say?

All that hard Bork and nothing to show for it .