A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)
She thought it was diet coke
Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.
From the looks of it, your dad won
Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.
I guess he got his fasts mixed up.
The Finnish line.
A centipede with athlete's foot !
The spelling and pronunciation.
Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.
Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
