What do you say to a black guy selling drugs?

What did you think it would be, you racist?

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

How does a SQL expert get a date?

getDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)

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Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

What drug did the mathematician do?

Math Salts.

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Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

because polly wanted a cracker

Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

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What did the black guy see when he went down the roller coaster?

His upper lip.

What do you call a black guy who plays the piano?

a pianist

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What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way

What do you call a black person from Niger?

A Nigerian, you racist