Racist Jokes

What do you call a black man on the moon?

An astronaut, you racist.

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Why does mohamed goes out with an explosive device?

To bring it back to samsung, you racist.

What do you call a black man with a MD?

A doctor you racist.

Why are there many black people hanging around my family tree?

because im a black man you racist

What do you call a black guy who flies airplanes?

A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a racist in the dark?

Camouflaged

What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?

The Pilot, you racist.

What do you call a racecar driver?

A racist

What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way

Why cant #alllivesmatter?

Its Racist!

What do you say to a black guy selling drugs?

What did you think it would be, you racist?

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Why do you call someone who doesn't like the ideas in Islam?

A Racist!

What do you call a Canadian group of racists?

The Ku Kanux Klan.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane?

a pilot, you racist

What do you call a black man that flies an airplane?

A pilot, you racist!

What do you call a Chinese pilot?

A pilot you racist!

What's the difference between a racist and a liberal?

Gullibility

What do you call a black man flying plane?

A pilot you racist.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane?

A pilot you racist

Why does Usain Bolt hate asians?

Because he is a racist.

What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?

A PILOT, YOU RACIST!

What did the Arab land his 747?

The tarmac, you racist.

What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

What do you call a black man who fly's a plane?

A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a Mexican that flies a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

Why is NASCAR so popular in the southern states?

Because that's where the most racists are.

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

How is that racist?

I said I wasn't racist. You never listen. Typical Mexican.

What's black and always behind bars?

Guinness (You bunch of racists)

What does racist matthew mcconaughey say?

alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

What do you call a black man selling drugs?

A pharmacist, you racist.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane?

Pilots, you racist!

How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.

What do you call 7 Irish guys singing "White Christmas?

Racist.

How can you spot a racist in a crowd?

They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"

What do you call an Islamic pilot?

A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a Native American who graduated from medical school?

A doctor you racist

What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

What do you call a black person from Niger?

A Nigerian, you racist

What do you call a Native American who graduated from med school?

A doctor, you racist!

What do you call a black guy who discriminates against white people?

A racist you racist.

What did some kids call him?

A "Chigga" (i'm not a racist, but this made me laugh for long enough to post it here. Please don't get triggered)

What's the difference between a white nationalist and a racist?

Two syllables.

What do you call a black guy that flys a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

What do you call a black man that flies planes?

A pilot, you racist.

What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

How was that racist?

Me: I said "not to be racist" you must be sicker than I thought

How do you know you're not a racist?

Only if you have four black tires and a color TV

What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

What do you call a crazy bug on the moon?

A luna-tick.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why Do Black People Run Fast?

Because they have to run 3 kilometers and back everyday to get water.

What do you call an asian who hates black people?

A member of the Kru Krux Kran

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican who likes little kids?

A pedrophile.

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

quatro cinco

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray

What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!"

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

What's with people thinking white people shoot up schools?

I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.

What's something white people can call other white people but black people can't call other black people?

Dad.

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

What is Samsung's next Note series phone after Note 7?

Samsung Not Explode

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy