Racist Jokes

What do you call a black man on the moon?

An astronaut, you racist.

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Why does mohamed goes out with an explosive device?

To bring it back to samsung, you racist.

What do you call a black man with a MD?

A doctor you racist.

Why are there many black people hanging around my family tree?

because im a black man you racist

What do you call a black guy who flies airplanes?

A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a racist in the dark?

Camouflaged

What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?

The Pilot, you racist.

What do you call a racecar driver?

A racist

What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way

Why cant #alllivesmatter?

Its Racist!

What do you say to a black guy selling drugs?

What did you think it would be, you racist?

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Why do you call someone who doesn't like the ideas in Islam?

A Racist!

What do you call a Canadian group of racists?

The Ku Kanux Klan.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane?

a pilot, you racist

What do you call a black man that flies an airplane?

A pilot, you racist!

What do you call a Chinese pilot?

A pilot you racist!

What's the difference between a racist and a liberal?

Gullibility

What do you call a black man flying plane?

A pilot you racist.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane?

A pilot you racist

Why does Usain Bolt hate asians?

Because he is a racist.

What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?

A PILOT, YOU RACIST!

What did the Arab land his 747?

The tarmac, you racist.

What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

What do you call a black man who fly's a plane?

A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a Mexican that flies a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

Why is NASCAR so popular in the southern states?

Because that's where the most racists are.

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

How is that racist?

I said I wasn't racist. You never listen. Typical Mexican.

What's black and always behind bars?

Guinness (You bunch of racists)

What does racist matthew mcconaughey say?

alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

What do you call a black man selling drugs?

A pharmacist, you racist.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane?

Pilots, you racist!

How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.

What do you call 7 Irish guys singing "White Christmas?

Racist.

How can you spot a racist in a crowd?

They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"

What do you call an Islamic pilot?

A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a Native American who graduated from medical school?

A doctor you racist

What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

What do you call a black person from Niger?

A Nigerian, you racist

What do you call a Native American who graduated from med school?

A doctor, you racist!

What do you call a black guy who discriminates against white people?

A racist you racist.

What did some kids call him?

A "Chigga" (i'm not a racist, but this made me laugh for long enough to post it here. Please don't get triggered)

What's the difference between a white nationalist and a racist?

Two syllables.

What do you call a black guy that flys a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

What do you call a black man that flies planes?

A pilot, you racist.

What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

How was that racist?

Me: I said "not to be racist" you must be sicker than I thought

How do you know you're not a racist?

Only if you have four black tires and a color TV

What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

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Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

What do you say to a dangerously cheesy chicken?

Stay out of parms way.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What's the difference between plants and black men?

Cells are found inside plants.

What do you call a black man in space?

An astronaut.

Perform Jokes More Perform Jokes

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What did one black guy say to another black guy?

We're both black guys.

What do KKK and intensive training have in common?

they both make black guys run faster

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

What's the best way to make friends?

tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

Racist Skeleton Jokes More Racist Skeleton Jokes

How much for the sentient racist skeleton?

Sir, that's Ann Coulter..."

What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton?

They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

Enlighten Jokes More Enlighten Jokes

How many buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they enlighten themselves.

How many feminists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.