A member of the Kru Krux Kran
Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.
Jean-Luc Pickacard
Because black people can't read. Duh. I'll show myself out.
Because gingers have no soul, and black people have too much!
Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)
It doesn't protect from harmful rays
A wok-through.
Sincerely, confused.