What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

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Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

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What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's House?

All right, all right, all right..

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What is the Asian firefighter's favorite song?

The Sound of Sirens

What did the Asian police dog say to the robber?

Fleas!

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What did you have for breakfast?

Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

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What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready "

How do you know if a Korean gang robbed your house?

Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.