What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

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Why is the all-seeing eye the symbol of the occult?

Because they want us all under super-vision!

Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

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What did Matthew McConaughey say when he got a scholarship?

Fulbright, fulbright, fulbright...

Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

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What do you call a hairpiece on an Asian guy?

an Oriental Rug.

How is Ellen Pao so good at driving Reddit into the ground?

I thought Asian women couldn't drive &amp#3232&amp#3232

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What do you want for dinner?

4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts

Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!

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What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.

What do you call an Australian who discriminates against different types of rice?

Rice-ist!