What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...

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Whoa! Dude! Why is Judge Judy in my house?

And why is she wearing my underpants

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

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Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

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Why do the Kurds have no state of their own?

They didn't get their whey.

What do you call a Mexican with small muscles?

No whey Jos.

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What was Dr Frankenstein's second job?

He was a body-builder

What do you call a body builder?

Jim.