Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

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Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

Why do Australians always win 4D chess?

Double check, mate

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Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What's it like to work in customer service/retail?

Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.

Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

What is the result?

A tie.

String Jokes More String Jokes

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!