Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

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Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team?

Cause she ran away from the ball

What do you get when you have two balls in your hand?

A man's undivided attention!

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What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White

How many black men does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

Just 1 because we are all equal and race has no impact.

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How do you shut an Italian up?

Tie his hands behind his back

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

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What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!