How do they tie things down on the space station?

They use astro knots.

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How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!

What currency do they use in space?

Star Bucks.

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What are you called if you are paid to be a thing?

A pro-noun!

What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

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Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?