Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly?

A: Heredity.

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Why does a white guy go to a brothel?

For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.

What do you call two black guys on a white guy?

half a sack

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What is Superman when he removes his suit?

Man.

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

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Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?

Because his boots were at the menders !

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What is the result?

A tie.

How do you tie two half ducks together?

with ducktape!!

Vasectomy Jokes More Vasectomy Jokes

What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?

A dry martinez.

What do, you call a handicapped person with a, vasectomy?

A seedless, vegetable.