Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

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What band performed at the Jefferson memorial?

Nickelback

Which fish can perform operations ?

A Sturgeon !

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Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

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Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

Why are topologists on a world of their own?

They think on a whole different dimension.

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What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?

A dry martinez.

What's the definition of macho?

Jogging home from your vasectomy.