Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

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Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

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How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

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Why are topologists on a world of their own?

They think on a whole different dimension.

Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

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What do you want to have next?

Me: a vasectomy

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.