What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

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Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What's half of 8?

5. The other half is 3.

Why did the half blind man fall in the well?

Because he couldn't see that well!

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!"

What's the difference between dog food and a hot dog?

I have no idea...

Half Worm Jokes More Half Worm Jokes

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple?

The holocaust.

Vein Jokes More Vein Jokes

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

What is the proudest body part?

the veins