Why do we call lady parts beavers?

Because they devour wood.

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What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

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Why do we call lady parts beavers?

Because they devour wood.

What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray