Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy?

OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!

How does a woman destroy a mans pride with 4 words?

Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat in love?

Romeow

What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.