Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you confuse a man?

You don't - they're born that way.

How many light bulbs does it take to change a man?

Just one, if you put it in the right place.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do the French call artificial feet for cats?

Faux Paws

What do you call a cat who watches dirty movies?

A purrvert.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

What happens when you go to the bathroom scared?

A spooky dookie.

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

How do you get the political science grad off your lawn?

Pay for the pizza