Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

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What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

How do you know when your dog is a bad hot dog?

When it's pure bread.

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What's a doll in Hell called?

Barbiecue.

Who the hell is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting

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How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

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Why do the French stink?

So blind people can hate them too

Why do blacks smell?

So blind people can hate them too.

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What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.