Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

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What did the dog say to the man?

Nothing stupid, dogs don't talk.

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

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How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

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How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

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Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.