Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

What do all dogs get with their phones?

Collar ID

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

How the hell did Caitlyn Jenner win women of the year?

She hasnt even been a women for a year yet.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

What a plates scared off?

Ebowla.

Blind People Jokes More Blind People Jokes

Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.

How do blind people sign contracts?

On the dotted line.

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil