Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

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What do you call a dog that goes to the beach?

Ballroom blitz

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !

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What is a Cannibal?

Someone who is fed up with people.

What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!

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What's up with these strippers not taking my singles?

They must not like Kraft

Why was the hipster drinking milk?

He liked Ice Cream before it was cool

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

What did the curtain rod say to the blinds?

Nice shades. (sorry)

What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!