Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

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What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

What dog do other dogs go to when they are sick?

A docs-hund!

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What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

What do people drink at Club Obi-Wan?

Qui-Gon Gin.

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Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment

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What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

What did the curtain rod say to the blinds?

Nice shades. (sorry)

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.