Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

What happens when you go to the bathroom scared?

A spooky dookie.

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.