Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

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What did the Dog say to the Chipmunk?

Woof.

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What kind of people like Scottie's hair?

Chubby 7th grade girls!

What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

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Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

Where in New York City do lesbians most like to live?

Manhatin'

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

What did the curtain rod say to the blinds?

Nice shades. (sorry)

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?

He was a card shark!

What do anime ghosts say to scare people?

Weeaboo

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.