Whose excercises will ensure that you will never win a fitness award?

Leonardo Di Cardio

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What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

Why can't a policeman win a game of pool?

Because he always shoots the black one first.

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What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.