Ensure Jokes

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

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What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

How do you ensure the Letter Y has a clean bathroom experience?

A Kleenex. That will be all.

What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

Whose excercises will ensure that you will never win a fitness award?

Leonardo Di Cardio

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

What's the strongest plant in the world?

Eucaliftus

Safety Jokes More Safety Jokes

What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

What does music have to do with safety?

If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.

Youth Jokes More Youth Jokes

Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

Kleenex Jokes More Kleenex Jokes

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Blow a little boogie into it!

What do you call allergy season without any Kleenexes?

A tissue

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

Why did the chicken cross my wife?

Because I ran her over in the street.

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

On less person is drunk

What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a normal and an irradiated cat?

Irradiated cats have 18 half-lives

What's the difference between a black man and a white man in the US?

A white man makes it to prison.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.