How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who is outstanding in their field?

A farmer

What do you call a person who has lost all hope?

A: Linus

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why is Pokemon Go Banned in Saudi Arabia?

Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.

Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

Why did the midget get slapped?

Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Who's there ! Conga ! Conga who?

Conga go on meeting like this !

What do you say when you meet a German virgin for the first time?

Guden Tight

Dj Jokes More Dj Jokes

Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

Why did the DJ have such small hands?

Wee paws for station identification.