How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

How much of Canada has a person from Iqaluit seen?

Nunavut.

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How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

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How does Dr. Dre like to be told a story?

Chronic-logically.

Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

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What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

What's the square root of optimus prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

Dj Jokes More Dj Jokes

Why did the DJ consider himself to be a part of the LGBTQ community?

Because he was transitioning.

What did the carrot say to the DJ?

Lettuce Turnip The Beet