How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who is outstanding in their field?

A farmer

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator?

The shiitalkie mushroom.

Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?

A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you make a dumb person curious?

I'll tell you tomorrow...

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Where did I meet these crazy people?

But then I think "What would I do without them "

How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

Dj Jokes More Dj Jokes

Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.