How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

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What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

What type of dog leaves a mark?

shar pei

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Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's

Philosophy Jokes More Philosophy Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

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How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

What do you call a Tungsten Holmium compound with a Doctorate?

Doctor WHo