How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

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Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

Why does Beyonce sing "To the left, to the left?

Because black people have no rights

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What's the worst part about working in a glory hole?

You only get paid in tips.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

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What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

How many Estonians you need to build a house in Finland ?

Who knows, there is no tax record of it.

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What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

What kind of pizza would the twin towers order?

Two plains.

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How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

winnie the Philosopooh

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How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

What do you call a Tungsten Holmium compound with a Doctorate?

Doctor WHo