What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

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A pepperonly pizza!

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Most people like the idea of pizza better.

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They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

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The twin towers didn't autumn

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He ordered some NaCl.

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With a can't c-section.

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The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.

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What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

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What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes

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I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.