What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

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What is the volume of a pizza of thickness A and radius Z?

PI Z Z A

What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes

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They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

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Why are you being so distant?

Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole

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What's the best thing to say if a pizzaman does an AMA?

OP delivers.

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He keeps delivering to the wrong fuching address!

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What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes