What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

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What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

What did one pizza tell the other pizza?

A cheesy pun.

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Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane

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What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

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What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

What's the best thing to say if a pizzaman does an AMA?

OP delivers.

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When can you store food in a door?

When it's ajar.

Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

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What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.