Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

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Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

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Shoot before he hits the water.

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An ambulance.

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This one will sleigh you !

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HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

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He had the knight off!

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A thief in the knight

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Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

What do you call Rowan Atkinson watching Monty Python?

A jellybean.