Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

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What's the difference between water and gasoline?

In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.

What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

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Why did users stop coming to r/jokes?

Because their jokes weren't very funny.

Why doesn't anyone tell jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline is too long.

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Where does an octopus go to buy shoes?

Inke

Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis?

A. At a secondhand store.

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Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

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What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

A: They stop delivering.

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

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What do you call Rowan Atkinson watching Monty Python?

A jellybean.

What's a snakes favourite TV program ?

Monty Python!