What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

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Where can you find a paraplegic man?

Right where you left him.

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you fit five elephants into a car ?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !

Why are you on this bus?

Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car "

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

Armor Jokes More Armor Jokes

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Why are dragons so tired?

Because they fight knights!

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.