What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

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Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

What is the last thing that tickle-me elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

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Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

What is so bad about being half black and half asian?

You can steal a car but you can't drive it.

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What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A: A buzzness suit!

Which actor is best suited for a programmer role?

Dev Patel.

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How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.

Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

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How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch .

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

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What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

What are you doing, idiot?

me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations