What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

What did EA give Sean Murray for a parting gift upon leaving EA?

Game dev lessons.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

What video game system do police officers play in their cars?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What do you call a chav in a suit?

The defendant."

What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A: A buzzness suit!

Armor Jokes More Armor Jokes

Why are there no asian knights?

Armor is pretty much useless once there's a chink in it.

Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

Why don't Asians make good Knights?

Because then there would be a chink in the armor.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

How Am I Driving' sign* *Panics* Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver