How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch .

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Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Who's there ! B-2 ! B-2 who ?

B-2 school on time !

When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie?

Because it was PG

Crow Jokes More Crow Jokes

What do you call a bird that has been molested?

Rustled Crow

What do you call it when crows make noise?

A caw-cawphony

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

What do you call a snake that has been knighted?

Sir Pent...