How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch .

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Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

What an evolved soul?

How'd he know Me: The judge told him.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

When do clocks die?

When their time is up.

Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ?

So he could tell the time at night !

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

What do you call someone who only watches Horror Anime?

A Ouijaboo.

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Where do Crows hang out on a friday nght?

At a crow bar.

What do you call a group of crows?

The end of season 5.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Which knight of the round table had Diabetes?

Sir Lance-a-lot

Why do they call it the Dark Ages?

Because of all the "knights"