Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

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How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

What will they now use on photos for LGBT magazines?

an airbroosh

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What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.

What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

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Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

A: So she could use it as a mirror.

Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!

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How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..