Photo Jokes

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

What will they now use on photos for LGBT magazines?

an airbroosh

Whats the difference between Jesus and his photo?

It takes only one nail to hang the photo

Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.

How does Big Boss store his photos?

On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb sorry :

What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus???

It only takes one nail to hang a photo

What would the Pilsbury Doughboy be if photos of him were constantly being put on magazine covers?

A roll model.

Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

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Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

Why are you showing me photos?

I'm a dog."

What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies

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nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

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How does Big Boss store his photos?

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What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's?

brucism

Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

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Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.

What do bad photographs and the Irish famine have in common?

Potato quality

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Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

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Where do Eggs keep their holidays pictures?

In a photo albumen...

Where do pregnant chickens keep their ultrascan images?

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What has three feet but no legs?

A yardstick.

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.