How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

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How does Big Boss store his photos?

On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb sorry :

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus???

It only takes one nail to hang a photo

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How do you get 1000 cows into a barn ?

hold a bingo !!

What do you call 1000 black people buried up to their necks?

Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

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What is Kanye West's favorite breakfast food?

Omelette you finish.

What is Kanye West's favorite kind of omelette?

Omelette you finish

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Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".