Kanye West Jokes

What do me an Kanye West have in common?

When I rant as much as that people boo me too.

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Where does Kanye West like to go with his son?

North West

What does Kanye West call Kim Kardashian when she has a yeast infection?

Yeasty I'll show myself out

What is Kanye West's favorite type of audio file?

wav

How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

What's Kanye West's favorite fish?

TLOPia

Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach?

Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.

What's the difference between Kanye West, an American College student, and a homeless man?

The homeless man has $7 to his name.

Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

How tall do you have to be to ride a Kanye West rollercoaster?

About Ye big.

What is Kanye West's favorite breakfast food?

Omelette you finish.

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What is Kanye West's least favorite holiday?

Easter

How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him ??

will i marry you?"

What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette?

Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.

Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

How did Caitlyn Jenner and Kanye West settle an argument?

They went outside and exchanged blows.

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

What do you say when Kanye West does something that annoys you?

Kanye not.

What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.

How do you call Kanye West's pizza?

Cheezy Jeezy.

What is Kanye West's favorite kind of omelette?

Omelette you finish

How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

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What do you call a sleepy Tumblr user?

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About Ye big.

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Oh caaamel ye faithful.

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Quack the case! I'll show myself out.

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What's the difference between a shooting range and an American college?

About thirty thousand dollars a year.

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The homeless man has $7 to his name.

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Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.