When I rant as much as that people boo me too.
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North West
Yeasty I'll show myself out
wav
He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.
TLOPia
Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.
The homeless man has $7 to his name.
An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.
About Ye big.
Omelette you finish.
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Easter
will i marry you?"
Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.
Because no one man should have all that flour.
They went outside and exchanged blows.
Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.
God doesn't think that He's Kanye.
Kanye not.
They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.
Cheezy Jeezy.
Omelette you finish
More than 1,000
North West.
One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.
WANNA RIDE BIKES
A widow
Because the thief was spending less than his wife.
Because attachments are forbidden.
Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied
About thirty thousand dollars a year.
It lifts their spirits.
Because every time they do all they do is crap
The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"
omelette
Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.
