How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone?

You get a frizzy signal!

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How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

How can you tell soap operas are fictional?

In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.

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What two letters do you say when you answer the phone?

LO

Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....

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What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit?

A: Curly hare.

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.