How can you tell if someone with parkinsons has hypothermia?

You can't. That's what makes it so funny.

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How do you tell the difference between a triathlete and biathlete?

A triathlete doesn't go both ways.

When O. J. Simpson's kids wanted to go out and play, what did he tell them?

Go axe your mother."

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Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

What did the homeless man get for christmas ?

Hypothermia.

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Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.