Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.

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When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

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What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

rated movies

What was wrriten on a sign at the entrance of a gas chamber in the Holocaust?

Watch your step

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How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

Why do orphans like playing tennis?

Because its the only love they get.