How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

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Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!

Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!

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Why can't you trust girls?

because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

Why did the clueless shark keep swimming in circles?

A : It had a bleed on its tail fin.

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What did one orphan say to the other?

Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

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Why can't T-Rexs clap their hands?

Because they're all dead

What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

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Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....