How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

What childhood game are orphans not aloud to play?

House.

Clap Jokes More Clap Jokes

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

Which tax haven is a daddy?

The Cayman Islands