Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

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Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did MC Hammer name his son?

Arman.

What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

Why do you always have to be so negative?

Shut up, you're just basic!"

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a 7 year old redneck girl who can run faster than her brothers?

A virgin.

Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

Grandpa Jokes More Grandpa Jokes

What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?

Grandma monster

What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.