Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

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Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

Bison"

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

What's the only thing more annoying than a pushy vegan?

When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's similar between a racehorse and a leaky faucet?

They're both off and running.

Why do people smile in Africa?

So they won't run into each other in the dark.

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

What do you call a turtle without its shell?

Dead.

How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

Grandpa Jokes More Grandpa Jokes

How did the grandpa get rid of his sweet tooth?

He took out his dentures!

What did grandma say to grandpa while in bed?

Keep it up!