Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

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What did the Mexican fire chief call his two sons?

jose and josB (Hose A &amp Hose B)

What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!

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What do we call that one small worm that won't shut up?

A chatterpillar

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

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What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

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How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

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How did the grandpa get rid of his sweet tooth?

He took out his dentures!

Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..