What do you call a 7 year old redneck girl who can run faster than her brothers?

A virgin.

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Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

Why do I only ran through campsites?

Because it's past tents

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What's the best part about showering with a 7 year old girl?

You slick their hair back and you've got a 7 year old boy.

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)