What did the yogi have for breakfast?

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What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

What does a mexican magician make for breakfast?

Toast-tah-dahs!

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What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay"

What do you call a bear who is athletically flexible?

Yogi