What did the yogi have for breakfast?

an lette

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Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

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What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay"

What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram?

Llamaste.