What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay"

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Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

What do you call a bunch of black children playing in a pile of leaves?

raisin bran

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How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

How do you make stupid children?

I don't know, ask your parents.

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Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

What will it be for you, my friend?

the vendor asks. "Make me one with everything"

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What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

How can environmental scientists stay on top of the global warming issue?

They climate.

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What do you call a bear who is athletically flexible?

Yogi

What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram?

Llamaste.