How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

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What taste good?

Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*

Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.

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How do girls know when they are adults?

When they start to like spankings

What do I look for in a girl?

Well she has to be hot. And well-rounded. And cheesy. Extra guac. Wait, wrong list, this is my Chipotle order.

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What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

How did you get here?

he asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."

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What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

How long has he been having convulsions?

IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING