How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

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What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

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What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

Why did the brownie get kicked off the baseball team?

Because she was a girl.

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What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice-cream?

Sure, Bert!

What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

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Which dance will a chicken not do ?

The foxtrot !

Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

He had his raisins...