How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

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Who's there ! Becker ! Becker who ?

Becker the devil you know !

What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!"

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What did the black man get for his 18th birthday?

Your car.

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

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Why did they ban Liquid Paper, White-Out, and all other correction fluids in Poland?

They were making the PC screens unusable.

What's green and flies over Poland?

Snotzis.

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What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

What do you call a Polish chicken stuck in a tree?

Poll tree!