How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Need to know ASAP.

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

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When driving through fog what should you use?

A: Your car.

What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

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What is green and flies above Poland?

Peter Pansky

How do you know you're flying over Poland?

A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

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How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

What is something long and hard that a Polish Bride gets on her wedding day?

A last name.