How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

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Why was the little ink blot so unhappy?

Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.

Why was the two-dimensional emo sad?

Because nobody would ever know how deep he was.

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What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.

What type of car would the Hamburglar drive?

A Hamburghini.

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What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of poland?

Ghetto Blaster

Why did they ban Liquid Paper, White-Out, and all other correction fluids in Poland?

They were making the PC screens unusable.

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Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

A: So the cops can find the handles.

What do Germans and acetone have in common?

They are both good at removing the Polish!