Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

What do you call people who play April Fool's jokes?

Annoying.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads?

Because they're headcases.

What is the definition of trust?

Two cannibals giving each other a blow iob.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.

What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Cremate Jokes More Cremate Jokes

What did the masterbating Australian mortician do?

Cremate

Why was John Lennon so ashy?

Because he was cremated

Barbecue Jokes More Barbecue Jokes

Why can't you barbecue in Amsterdam?

Because the steaks are too high.

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

Advertise Jokes More Advertise Jokes

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...