His family advertised it as a barbecue.
Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned
They say 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'
They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.
Two cannibals giving each other a blow iob.
He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.
Ending them.
An Urn-ado.
Cremate
A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.
He said it goes without a hitch!
Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.
