What is the hardest thing to do after starting a family?

Ending them.

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What starts with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn.

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

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What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!

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What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.