What is the hardest thing to do after starting a family?

Ending them.

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What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?

It ran to the unstable.

What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?

Automobile.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a black man?

A dead baby can feed a family of four

Whats the difference between a black man and a dining room table?

A dining room table can stay and support a family of four.

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What don't you ever wanna call a black person that begins with the letter n. And ends with the letter r?

Neighbor

What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

Hard Thing Jokes More Hard Thing Jokes

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!