Whats the difference between a black man and a dining room table?

A dining room table can stay and support a family of four.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a black man and happiness?

You can't buy happiness!

What's the difference between an English pig and a French pig?

A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Why do medicine boxes always have a little bit of cotton in them?

To remeber the black man of what he did before he dealt drugs.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man?

Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend?

Your family has impeccable taste.

Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.

What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.