What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

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Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.