What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.

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What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

What are your best racist jokes?

I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful ;)

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What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded."

What are Starbucks two shipping options?

Ground and federal expresso

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How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How does a Narcissist change a lightbulb?

He holds it up to the socket and the world revolves around him.