Why couldn't Snape be a Herbology teacher?

Because he wasn't able to keep the Lilies alive.

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Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

What did Snape say at Alan Rickmans funeral?

Nothing.

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Why couldn't Snape be a Herbology teacher?

Because he wasn't able to keep the Lilies alive.

Why did Lily fall off the swing?

She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there Not Lily.