What did the cannibal Doctor do with his patients?

He cured them.

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What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

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What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

What did the Medieval Gynecologist say to his patients?

At your cervix, m'lady