How many people does it take to start a riot?

3/5

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How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

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Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

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What is the collective noun for three dyslexics?

A riot.

How many..." How many blacks do you need to start a riot?

Minus one.

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Why do you need to be 35 to be elected president?

So women don't get elected.

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

A: Because 36 would be too many.