How many people does it take to start a riot?

3/5

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What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

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What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

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How do you cause a riot at a cat show?

Open a can

What is the collective noun for three dyslexics?

A riot.

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How many men are in each corner?

3/5

Why is it called the 3/5 compromise?

Because it is only 2/5 solution.